Thursday, April 29, 2010
Lack of communication (otherwise entitled: Leah and Rob's Quasi-Dutch Adventure)
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Sibling Appreciation
When my brother was born, I cried.
My grandma brought two-year-old me to the hospital and my mom showed me a new, tiny baby and said, “Look, Leah. This is Weston.”
I barely glanced at the baby in her arms. Okay, this was Weston. That was what Mom and Dad said they would name the baby if it was a brother. But if it was a sister, they were going to name her Claire. So naturally, the first words out of my toddler mouth were “Mommy, where’s Claire?"
The confused conversation that followed went something like this:
Mom: “We didn’t get a Claire, honey. We got a Weston.”
Me: (sobbing) “But I wanted a Claire!!!!”
Grandma: (leading me out of the room)
In spite of my sobs and shenanigans, respectively, at my brothers’ births, and despite my intense disappointment at the realization that I would have to tough it out as the “only girl,” I’m glad I got two brothers. After all, would I have learned all the original Pokemon by name if I had been blessed with a Claire? Would I have watched Power Rangers or learned to play baseball? I doubt it. I might have had a better handle on fashion, but I would have missed out on frog-hunting expeditions and learning how not to be grossed out by fish worms.
So here’s to you, Weston and Daniel. Thanks for teaching me that there is more to life than Barbies and French braids. Thank you for teaching me that being older does not mean being taller. Thank you for demonstrating that yes, a 12-year-old wrestler can flip his 18-year-old sister over his back, and with little difficulty. Thank you for sharing your love of all things amphibious and all things sports, even if it didn’t always rub off. At the very least, I think frogs are cute and that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are a million times cooler than Polly Pocket.
What makes you thankful for your siblings? Whether it’s your little brother, big sister, or some variation on that theme, take some time out this week and let them know why you admit to being related to them—or just let them know you thought about them today. Because even if you didn’t get that Claire you wanted… well, having a Weston worked out pretty well after all.
End note: This story is the basis for the URL of my blog. It is not, however, related to the title of my blog. "Sister for Sale" takes its name from a Shel Silverstein poem, linked here.
Further note: apologies to Lydia. This is not new material.
Friday, April 23, 2010
OMG Rediculous...
THE WORD RIDICULOUS IS NOT SPELLED WITH AN E.
R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S.
PLEASE STOP MISSPELLING THIS WORD.
That is all.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Runways rediscover curves
If so, that puts me... 4 sizes closer to being the same size as a model.
The Land of Joy.. and Joy-ness...
Why am I so excited about this? Because now I know there are people out there who would sympathize with me when I complain about what crap USA Today puzzles are, and who would NOT counter my whining about not being able to create crosswords with the ever-present information that "there are computer programs that just make them for you, you know." (NOOOOO! Computer programs are not okay! That's like saying that artistic masterpieces can be created with presets on Paint. This recommendation hurts my soul.) These are people who notice the themes in crossword puzzles and expect the individual clues to play into the theme like the notes in a symphony or a fugue or something that produces a similar gestalt effect.
Check out this link, which began my enlightenment. (And this one, just because I think the header is cute.)
Regardless, I'm thrilled to learn that there is a whole world of crossword puzzle nerds out there. I am in no way to their level, but I hope to someday join their ranks. These people are smart-approaching-Mensa-levels, sophisticated, witty, creative, and clever. They find joy in a beautifully-constructed challenge of spelling and synonyms. Ahh. Pure bliss.
And, for the non-nerds in my audience, here is the inspiration for the title of this post. Just for kicks.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Surprisingly critical
I'm confused as to why the author of this article acts like it's big news that Mark Twain wrote critique in the margins of books he read. Does the general public really think that being a writer is something completely different from being an editor or a critic? Do writers really think that?
Friday, April 16, 2010
Duck and Cover
Monday, April 12, 2010
Happy 110th, submariners!
First, some background. My friend Megan (center, below) is married to Brad, who is a submariner in the Navy. Until she finishes her bachelor's degree this summer, Meg is living in Ohio while Brad is living 12 hours away in Connecticut at the sub base. Long story short, Meg called me a couple weeks ago and asked if I wanted to be her driving buddy to go to the April 10 Navy ball. I mean, how many people have the opportunity to go to a Navy ball in their lifetime? Of course I said yes.
The thing about going to the Navy ball is that you have to be accompanied by a sailor. And since Brad has more than one friend who would have appreciated a date, Meg invited my friend Kait (left, below) to come, too.
I've known Megan since preschool and I've known Kait since first grade. We can get a little ridiculous. Anyway, this is us:
Meg and Kait picked me up in Ada at 2 p.m. on Friday and we headed out for Connecticut. I drove through Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania is a very wide state. Four or five hours wide, in fact. (But at least I didn't have to drive through New York or Jersey!) We ended up pulling into Brad's house in CT at about 1 a.m. Then we went to sleep, because after twelve hours of travel, that's all you really want to do. Brad and Meg are in the process of moving into their house, which is a very nice size, so there were a lot of boxes everywhere. The only real furniture they had was a sectional that was big enough for about four people to sleep end-to-end, which was a lucky break for Kait and I, because their floors are tile. ...Anyway.On Saturday, we went with Brad and Megan to visit a Siberian husky breeder in order to pick out a puppy. There were a lot of puppies. I'm not a dog person, but after spending time with the puppies, I almost wanted one of my own. They were really sweet. (Although some of them had just opened their eyes, so when you held them they started screaming because they were scared of heights. It was cute, but very loud.) Brad and Meg picked out a black and white puppy. They christened her Maya. She's sweet. They get to take her home in mid-May.
By the time we got back from the puppy excursion, it was time to get ready for THE NAVY BALL. Woohoo! So... we did that. The men looked very sharp in their dress blues. (Note: Navy uniform pants have 13 buttons instead of a fly. Megan calls them birth control pants-- 13 chances to say "no!") Me, Kait, and Megan looked very sharp in dresses. Because, you know, we're not in the Navy and could wear whatever we wanted.
Brad's friends Daniel and Kevin were Kait and mine assigned dates for the night. It was awkward. But hey, it was a Navy ball, so the novelty totally made up for it.
The ball was the 110th celebration of submarines. The ball involved a three-hour dinner program and then dancing and such. (In the end, we left after dinner and skipped the dancing. We proceeded to have our own party back at Brad and Meg's house.) The program honored submarines lost in the line of duty, from pre-WWI to the present. Cadets from the Naval academy did a choreographed salute thing (not really sure what to call it) which was cool. We met a LOT of sailors.
At Brad and Meg's, we played cards and took photos and generally had a good time. I went to bed at 3 in the morning... and woke up at 9 a.m. to pack and leave for Ohio by 10. Good times, though.
The drive back was pretty much just like the drive there. Let me just say that I love car trips. I like looking out the window and seeing new things, I like the drama of trying to pass other drivers/avoid cops/stay on the road/navigate new places, I like spending time talking or listening to the radio or singing or being ridiculous. So the drive back was a fun time. We stopped and had a picnic at a rest stop in Pennsylvania because the weather was so beautiful and because we had stuff to make sandwiches. Yum! In the words of Kait: "This rest stop is so nice. It has picnic tables... and butterflies..."
All in all, the weekend was really fun. It had car trips... and dress blues... and a once-in-a-lifetime (probably) opportunity to attend a Navy ball. :)
Note for those who care: I made my dress. I'm most proud of this because I didn't use a pattern. Epic win! During the ball, this led to an involved discussion between me and the sailors about sewing. They have to sew a lot of patches and etc. on their uniforms. Too bad they are a little skittish around sewing machines...
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Grace Kelly
My friend Kait brought this song to my attention after she spent some time in Paris, France. Apparently they played this song all over the subways. It's pretty catchy.
Anyway, back to the point. After listening to Grace Kelly, I naturally wanted to know who Grace Kelly was. This, therefore, is Grace Kelly:
Grace Kelly (1929-1982) was an American actress and, by her 1956 marriage to Prince Rainier III, Princess of Monaco. She was ranked number 13 on the American Film Institute's 1999 list of top female American stars. Kelly's film career began in 1951 at age 22. Kelly's films include "Rear Window," "To Catch a Thief," "High Noon," and "Dial M for Murder."Despite her later station as Princess of Monaco, Grace Kelly's acting career was riddled with scandal. The tabloids linked her to nearly every big-name actor of her day.
Kelly met Prince Rainier in April 1955 when she was the American deleate to the Cannes Film Festival, held in Monaco. Rainier proposed to Kelly in December that year while he was touring the United States. They were married April 15, 1956. Kelly and Rainier's marriage produced three children: Caroline, Albert II, and Stephanie.
Besides being an icon of style, Grace Kelly was also a noted philanthropist. In 1964 she founded the Princess Grace of Monaco Foundation, a charity to help children with disabilities or special needs not covered by social services. The Princess Grace Foundation-USA was created after Kelly's death to further the arts in the United States through fellowships, scholarships, and assistantships.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
The History of Sex... kind of
For my roommate’s birthday, I gave her a pretty spectacular gift (if I say so myself): The History of Sex, in DVD form, courtesy the History Channel online shop. Besides being a good conversation starter (“I see you have… the History of Sex… on your end table…”), the set of documentaries are really interesting. Subsets of history include the ancient world, the eastern world, the middle ages, “From Don Juan to Queen Victoria,” and the 20th century.
“From Don Juan to Queen Victoria” was by far the most interesting of the documentaries. It covers… well, Don Juan to Queen Victoria. Fictional libertine Don Juan, created in the mid-1600s, began the documentary with a characterization of the liberal 17th-century mindset. To make a long story short, there was a lot of sleeping around.
Which makes it all the more stranger to see the end of this chapter in The History of Sex. By the time the late 1800s roll around, women can’t even show their ankles. The program documents instances of married women who didn’t know what sex was. I’m still not sure how that happens, but hey. As they say, truth is stranger than fiction.
Most people know, or have heard, that Queen Victoria was famous for being a prude. But that doesn’t completely explain the late-1800s attitude that sex = taboo. How can a society go from free-for-all-skirts-around-your-ears to strait-laced Puritans in a mere 200-300 years? Take modern society: each generation is successively more permissive than those before it. (Imagine watching a movie like… say, Zombieland, with your mom. Feel a little awkward? I mean, I know it did when I watched Zombieland with my mom yesterday.) Back to the task at hand. How does a generation go from syphilis-ridden to sex-free if the normal trend is in the other direction?
According to The History of Sex, the reason for this prudence is economic. It is between Don Juan and Queen Victoria that the middle class starts to emerge. And as the middle class gains wealth, they want to be equal to the ruling class. Unfortunately, as The Great Gatsby can attest, old money likes new money about as much as Democrats like Sarah Palin. Money wasn’t enough to make the rich folks accept them, so the middle class reverted to other tactics. If they couldn’t be the upper class’s equals, they would just be better.
The way to be better, in the eyes of the middle class, was to be better-behaved. So instead of raking in the cash, the ratcheted up the rules. They created the angel in the house, the virginal, modest, chaste image of womanly perfection, in retaliation against not being let in to the exclusive clubs of aristocracy. And society has been sexually frustrated ever since. (I’m fairly certain that this is also where get obsessive etiquette, a la Emily Post. Oh, emerging middle class, how can we ever thank thee?)
But at least we have a sense of irony. As society becomes more liberal, we get boutiques like Victoria’s Secret—which, incidentally, takes its name from the same prudish queen who lent her moniker to Victorian Era. Yep: I imagine Queen Victoria is rolling over in her grave every time someone unhooks one of her secrets.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Project
http://familyfun.go.com/crafts/ice-candle-673590/
Pretty sure I have paraffin wax. All systems go.